How To Be Popular ( For Boys )

Warning - This is not for those who cannot understand sarcasm.

1. Wear extreme low waist jeans that look like they will fall off any moment.a word of caution : do not try running in them,the jeans might just fall off.you wont be so popular then.

2. Make sure your branded underwear is playing peekaboo.

3. Please do not straighten your hair,unless you are a woman trapped in a man's body.

4. Have a girlfriend.who must be good looking and slim. does not matter if she is a bimbo.

5. If you are unsuccessful in procuring a girlfriend make sure you are surrounded by girls.click photos with them for proof.

6. In continuation with the above point in those photos make sure you are the only guy and there are at least 4 girls.

7. Wear shades.even when it is not sunny,especially in the dark.

8. Have photos of you partying, drinking on facebook. Again,preferably and only with girls.

9. Make sure your dp (display picture) is liked by at least 50 people ( mostly girls ),otherwise it means you have alot of work to do to up those likes.